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Dracula (For Your Cat)

Bram Stoker's masterpiece of Gothic horror, rendered as 160,000+ terrifying "meows." You will be annoyed, your cat will be transformed. An ideal Halloween gift for cats and their human servants. Click here to buy on Amazon.

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Praise for Dracula (For Your Cat) 

A remarkably trenchant swing for the fences, Sam Austen's Dracula (For Your Cat) is an unexpectedly sophisticated translation, reducing Stoker's narrative machinery to its most barest elements, while retaining all of its atmosphere, absurdity, and peculiar menace. A singular act of adaptation. You may not like it, but this is literature. 

 

- Dr. Élodie Marchand, Lecturer in Comparative Literature, Université de Montfaucon, France

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Beneath an apparent joke is a genuine critical intelligence. By translating Dracula into the imagined perceptual world of the domestic cat, the book makes the familiar strange again, and reminds us just how much of Stoker's novel is concerned with territory, predation, vivid nocturnes, and creatures lurking just outside the doors of the mundane. 

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- Prof. Matteo Vianelli, Chair of English & Gothic Studies, Istituto Universitario di Verona Nuova, Italy

Publisher's Description

A cornerstone of literary horror, Bram Stoker’s Dracula is as formally innovative as it is viscerally chilling. Its Gothic sensibility and unforgettable characters have inspired countless adaptations, yet none has addressed the reader whose nocturnal habits, predatory instincts, and sinister charm most closely mirror those of Stoker’s diabolical Count: the common housecat.  

In this painstaking new translation, feline linguist Sam Austen (Meow: A Novel) preserves, and even enhances, the novel’s layered narrative and incomparable atmosphere by rendering each of the original’s 160,000 words as “meow.” Its interwoven diaries, letters, and testimonies emerge as a prolonged, insistent caterwaul that will leave the human reader longing for death—and the feline reader ready to yowl each meticulously crafted syllable over its owner’s grave. 
 

Title: Dracula (For Your Cat)

Publisher: Serval Press LLC 

ISBN: 979-8994657553

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Page Count: 358

Trim Size: 6.000" x 9.000" (229mm x 152mm)

Spine Width: 0.90 in (22.86 mm)

Weight: 1.35 lb ( 612.35 g)

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