

Purchase Crime and Punishment (For Your Cat) Direct From Meow Author
It seems the public is finally ready for Crime and Punishment (For Your Cat) . It can be purchased direct from the author's personal stash here . Retailers can make bulk purchases here . A more literate future for every species begins today, here at The Meow Library. Kind regards, The Meow Library Team
Dec 29, 20251 min read


Bookfishing: How Performative Reading May Compromise National Security
While a nuisance in the dating scene, bookfishing has more serious implications in markets like Washington, D.C., where many of our famously literate government officials have fallen victim to its snare.
Dec 11, 20251 min read


The Pumpkin Spice Café, Before the Coffee Gets Cold, and The Convenience Store by the Sea: The Mass-Hypnosis Ritual of "Cozy Lit"
"Cozy Lit is vibes-based prose, meant to wash over you—a gentle titillation or linguistic ASMR, not because the prose is magnificent but rather it’s lulling, the literary equivalent of watching someone slice butter on TikTok. Episodic, formulaic, reliably satisfying."
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Olivia Nuzzi's American Canto: No Comment
"...at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain." - Olivia Nuzzi on RFK Jr., excerpted from American Canto "I am worried about the worm in her brain." - Anonymous literary editor, reacting to excerpt from American Canto "At least it isn't the Meow book." - Worm, upon eating through copy of American Canto According to its publisher Simon & Schuster, Olivia Nuzzi's American Canto is "a mesmerizing firsthand account of the warping of America
Nov 18, 20251 min read


Charli XCX, Wuthering Heights, and the New Victorian Gothic
"I wanted to dive into persona, into a world that felt undeniably raw, wild, sexual, gothic, British, tortured and full of actual real sentences, punctuation and grammar."
- Charli XCX via Substack
Nov 14, 20251 min read


Embodied Time: Mark Z. Danielewski's Tom's Crossing and Zoroastrianism
The Meow Library explores the surprising parallels between Mark Z. Danielewski's latest epic, Tom's Crossing, and Zoroastrian mythology.
Nov 5, 20252 min read


Will Joyce Carol Oates' Cat Ever Finish War and Peace?
Joyce Carol Oates' cat, Zanche, is having difficulty finishing War and Peace. An innovative new translation may be the solution.
Nov 3, 20251 min read












