Wuthering Heights, but Every Word Is ‘Meow’: The Ultimate Valentine’s Day Gift for Your Cat—or the Clinically Insane

Last week, The Meow Library released the most transgressive adaptation of Wuthering Heights yet: a word-for-word translation for your cat, where every chapter, every paragraph, every line of dialogue consists solely of "meows." It's available now on Amazon. Eat your heart out, Emerald Fennell.

PUBLISHER'S DESCRIPTION (from The Meow Library)

Adapted countless times for the screen, and translated into over 60 languages, Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights has nevertheless remained inaccessible to cats since its initial publication in 1847. This Meow Library translation expertly renders Brontë's original text into feline-legible "meows," each one building upon the last to reconstruct literature's most torrid and tragic love affair in a suitably feral language.

No other translation has better captured the forlorn beauty of the moors, Heathcliff's savage passion, Catherine's meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

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