The official Meow Library translation of Homer's Odyssey. 274 pages of "meow," and nothing but "meow." Includes introductory notes by Sam Austen, author of Meow: A Novel. These notes are also just "meow," repeated thousands and thousands of times. Your cat will get it, even if you don't. 
 
Publisher's Description: 

Among the oldest and most influential works of Western literature, The Odyssey has, for nearly three millennia, captivated readers with its tale of perilous voyages, impossible homecomings, and the inexhaustible resourcefulness of its hero, Odysseus. The Meow Library is honored to present this feline-faithful edition of the classic text, so that your cat, too, may accompany the wily king of Ithaca upon his long and circuitous journey—assuming, of course, it can be persuaded to remain in one place for more than fifteen consecutive seconds.
 
Rendered with unwavering devotion into the most universal of all languages, this edition preserves every triumph, hardship, temptation, and revelation of Homer’s immortal epic in the only form truly worthy of sustained feline contemplation: tens of thousands of repetitive “meows.” As in centuries past, Odysseus’s hard-earned wisdom, superhuman perseverance, and repeated demonstrations that curiosity is best exercised with restraint will impress themselves upon the reader—this time, before their next expedition atop the refrigerator, into an unsecured pantry, or directly across your face at four o’clock in the morning.