America's Constitution and Declaration of Independence made accessible to your cat: every word is now "meow." Pocket-sized for easy access by Man and his feline companions.
250 YEARS IN THE MAKING, The Meow Library’s translations of the Declaration of Independence and U.S. Constitution expand upon the Founding Fathers’ original vision to give a voice to the truly voiceless—the legions of housecats so essential to our relatively vermin-free Colonial beginnings. These indispensable texts, now rendered as tens of thousands of richly considered “meows,” have the power to reshape the nation’s ideas of liberty, God-given rights, and feline representation—concepts any cat, with its inclination toward radical self-sovereignty, is naturally prepared to appreciate.
“A landmark contribution to feline constitutional literacy.”
—Professor Eleanor M. Huxley, Constitutional Law Scholar
“This is an absolute mockery. I refuse to comment.”
—Nathaniel Voss, former Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court
“Meow meow meow meow meow Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.” —Thomas Jefferson
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