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The Odyssey (For Your Cat)

A new translation of Homer's epic, 3,000 years in the making. Every word is now "meow." You may not understand it, but your cat will. Click here to buy on Amazon. 

The Odyssey (For Your Cat) - A New Translation of Homer's Odyssey by The Meow Library's Sam Austen
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Praise for The Odyssey (For Your Cat) 

Sam Austen's translation of  The Odyssey is a totalizing subversion of the original hexameter, in which the poem’s formulaic diction, paratactic syntax, and traditional epitheta ornantia are subjected to a radical lexical constraint: it's all supplanted by the word "meow." In effect, Austen preserves the macrostructure of the Odyssey—including its narrative sequencing, speech divisions, and recurrent formulaic units—while evacuating the semantic distinctions upon which Homeric narrative ordinarily depends. A triumph, if you happen to be a cat that goes "meow." 

 

- Dorian Kallistratos, Professor of Homeric Studies, University of Thessaloniki

 

No creature is better suited to Odysseus's tale than the common housecat, who likewise vanishes for days without explanation, expects a hero's welcome upon return, and would unhesitatingly slaughter every guest in the house for sitting in its spot. May this volume inspire your feline companion the next time it stands yowling at a closed door, waging its own ten-year war against the obstacle between itself and home.

Mr. Theodore, Unaltered Domestic Shorthair

Publisher's Description

Among the oldest and most influential works of Western literature, The Odyssey has, for nearly three millennia, captivated readers with its tale of perilous voyages, impossible homecomings, and the inexhaustible resourcefulness of its hero, Odysseus. The Meow Library is honored to present this feline-faithful edition of the classic text, so that your cat, too, may accompany the wily king of Ithaca upon his long and circuitous journey—assuming, of course, it can be persuaded to remain in one place for more than fifteen consecutive seconds. 

Rendered with unwavering devotion into the most universal of all languages, this edition preserves every triumph, hardship, temptation, and revelation of Homer’s immortal epic in the only form truly worthy of sustained feline contemplation: tens of thousands of repetitive “meows.” As in centuries past, Odysseus’s hard-earned wisdom, superhuman perseverance, and repeated demonstrations that curiosity is best exercised with restraint will impress themselves upon the reader—this time, before their next expedition atop the refrigerator, into an unsecured pantry, or directly across your face at four o’clock in the morning.

 

Title: The Odyssey (For Your Cat)

Publisher: Serval Press LLC 

ISBN: 979-8-9886477-1-3

Page Count: 274

Trim Size: 6.000" x 9.000" (229mm x 152mm)

Spine Width: 0.69 in (17.53 mm)

Weight: 1.05 lb ( 476.27 g)

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