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After 250 Years, a "Meow" Translation of the U.S. Constitution is Available For Cats to Read

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The United States Constitution translated into Meows
Click image above to purchase The Meow Library's Constitution

250 YEARS IN THE MAKING, The Meow Library’s translations of the Declaration of Independence and U.S. Constitution expand upon the Founding Fathers’ original vision to give a voice to the truly voiceless—the legions of housecats so essential to our relatively vermin-free Colonial beginnings. These indispensable texts, now rendered as tens of thousands of richly considered “meows,” have the power to reshape the nation’s ideas of liberty, God-given rights, and feline representation—concepts any cat, with its inclination toward radical self-sovereignty, is naturally prepared to appreciate. Sam Austen, author of the internationally bestselling Meow: A Novel, provides a thoughtful afterword consisting of nearly eight thousand "meows." The book is available now on Amazon and via meowlibrary.com


The Meow Library's U.S. Constitution
Let freedom ring. Click image to purchase The Meow Library's translation of the U.S. Constitution.

A selection of advance review blurbs:

“A landmark contribution to feline constitutional literacy.”

—Professor Eleanor M. Huxley, Constitutional Law Scholar


“This is an absolute mockery. I refuse to comment.”

—Nathaniel Voss, former Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court


“Meow meow meow meow meow Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.” —Thomas Jefferson


 
 
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